HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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