Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Come see our sink grown plant.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Randomize
