I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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