Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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