and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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