ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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