fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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