windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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