Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
