I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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