I swear to god I'm with a high end prostitute right now and shes the most interesting person I've ever met. She just took me in to share an evening.
And as an added bonus she seems to have gotten a blood stain out of my favorite t-shirt
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I bet he comes in French.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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