she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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