My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
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