This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do vagina's smell?
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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