Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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