What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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