i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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