It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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