Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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