going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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