Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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