i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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