if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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