physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he high fived his dick after we had sex
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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