She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
only you would photoshop your dick
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
How does it feel to date your dad?
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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