its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Randomize
