even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Fuck appropriateness.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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