Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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