We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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