Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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