I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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