so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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