I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I believe in your delicious
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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