Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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