Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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