Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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