Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We have so much sex to catch up on
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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