Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
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