ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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