My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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