so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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