We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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