Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
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Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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