And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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