there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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