thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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