is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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