Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
This baby is an asshole
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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