why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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