my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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