Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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