Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
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