Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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