i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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