dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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