Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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