So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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